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Another Successful Season for the SVSB! Boys fans can sleep well tonight knowing Kareem has been defeated. It wasn't particularly close but we still love to see it. Soy Boys will be getting some much needed rest while Mr. Kav puts his calendar together. • Who is "Mr. Kav"? The elusive manager of Krispy Kareem, known only as "Mr. Kav", has not been seen in public since July 2022. Does this explain his recent winning streak? Is the "Mr. Kav" we once knew the same "Mr. Kav" behind Kareem today? • Collusion in the League? Suspicious behavior in the most recent game between the Big Hogs and Canada Power has led to allegations of collusion between the managers. We reached out to Mr. Milton for comment but he declined. • What happened to Judge Big Booty Jeudy? JBBJ, considered the favorite for their matchup with Krispy Kareem, unexpectedly fell quote short of predictions. Another sign of collusion in the league? This story is still developing; check in here for further updates.

SOYBOYS VICTORIOUS

The Return of the Plow Presents

KRISPY KAREEM SUCKS

SOY BOYS

Soy Boys at a glance

  • Considered by many to be the most elite team in the league
  • Won many games in the early season

KRISPY KAREEM

Krispy Kareem at a glance

  • This team lost by 22 points to the Soy Boys in their first matchup.
  • Favored by ESPN to be lose it all

Hear what people are saying

The Soy Boys gave riding the Big Hogs their best shot
Commissioner Dan O'Brien
My team is hot garbage.
Mr. Kav, Krispy Kareem Team Manager
Fuck the Soy Boys
Dr. Forrest Beaulieu, M.D.
SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.
Commissioner Dan O'Brien
Soy boys are my favorite!
Mike Constantino, manager of The Cripples Retirement Home
The most likely covergirl for the league's 2024 calendar
Commissioner Dan O'Brien

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